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Showing posts with label The One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The One. Show all posts
Friday, December 28, 2012
Movie Review: The One (2001)
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Our Third Podcast, Still On iTunes!
This week we bring you the third episode of the CRN Podcast, embedded below for you convience, and subtitled "Rumble in Vancouver," for our own amusement.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
An Honorary Code Redd Net Award: Best Jason Statham Movie
For excellence in headbutts and handsomeness, we give you the Code Redd Net Award for Best Jason Statham Movie. And the nominees are...
The One (2001)
The Transporter (2002)
Transporter 2 (2005)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
The Italian Job (2003)
And the winner is...
The One (2001)
The Transporter (2002)
Transporter 2 (2005)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
The Italian Job (2003)
And the winner is...
The Transporter
Monday, April 23, 2012
"Stath" Infection
For now, though, we present the nominees for Best Jason Statham Movie:
The One (2001)
The Transporter (2002)
Transporter 2 (2005)
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
The Italian Job (2003)
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Finest Fights: The One (2001)
Bringing you the best fight scenes available on YouTube, every Tuesday afternoon.
Jet Li vs. Jet Li? No wonder this "one" won the Code Redd Net Award for Best Jet Li Movie:
And just for fun, enjoy a bonus clip of the final boss battle in what we believe is the best martial arts game of all time, PS2's Rise to Honor:
Jet Li vs. Jet Li? No wonder this "one" won the Code Redd Net Award for Best Jet Li Movie:
And just for fun, enjoy a bonus clip of the final boss battle in what we believe is the best martial arts game of all time, PS2's Rise to Honor:
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Code Redd Net Awards: Best Jet Li Movie
Up next we have our award for Best Jet Li Movie. And the nominees are...
The One (2001)
Kiss of the Dragon (2001)
Unleashed (2005)
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
Hero (2002)
And the winner is...
The One (2001)
Kiss of the Dragon (2001)
Unleashed (2005)
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
Hero (2002)
And the winner is...
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Movie Review: War (2007)

What a lost opportunity. Here you have two of the best (and most fun) action heroes in around, and you pump out this kind of drivel? Action movies starring either one of these two are simple to execute, really: first, you need a (generally dumb) premise that calls for maximum kung fu and minimum logic; and second, you step aside and let the choreographers get down to business and let the performers cut a rug with their immense skill. Not at all difficult, and yet War manages to mess around with the formula to very disappointing results. The idea of the film is a decent enough start, and more than apt for the genre at hand: Jet Li plays an assassin named Rogue, and Jason Statham plays the family-oriented FBI agent sent to track him down after he murders one of Statham's buddies. Unfortunately, this idea is only extrapolated in lots and lots of shootouts. And while I'm not against a good shootout, I did expect to see some of the martial arts prowess Li and (to a lesser extent) Statham are famous for. Except for a sword fight near the end of the film, the physical action is at a minimum, and the only excitement is lost by a mass of CGI explosions and wonky car chases. At no time does the film seem interested in the abilities of either Li and Statham. Skip this and watch The One instead.

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