I remember being quite excited back when I learned that Splinter Cell was going to be made available for PS2 users. Being dazzled by the graphics, I eagerly rented it as soon as I was able. I'm not sure whether it was culture shock or shell shock, but the learning curve for me was quite a long one. I started playing it at about nine in the morning and didn't stop until seven in the evening; it is certainly a strange feeling to have spent all day with a game, especially one you are just getting to know. It was like I had never played a stealth game before and this was my extra long first date. Sure, they gave you a silencer in some missions in GoldenEye and the Hitman franchise can certainly be billed as a stealth series, but you know if you get exposed you can shoot your way out of problems in both. Not so in Splinter Cell; Sam Fisher put me through a boot camp where I was broken down and reprogrammed. I had to unlearn to shoot first. (This took me a long time. It is quite strange to play it today and think there was a time when I struggled with not having enough ammunition.) And when you spend this amount of time with a game, with all of the frustration and growing pains that go with it, you can only come out with a deep sense of connection to it. Sticking with it through the hard times is proof of one's love. In so doing, Splinter Cell came to define the stealth genre for me. And it became more than just a game, just like for many Star Wars is more than just a movie. People will dress up like Storm Troopers; I will climb pipes and do shoulder rolls. It was a world I wanted to play in. As well, Sam Fisher became iconic. He is brilliantly brought to life by Michael Ironside, which is made cooler by his nearly always playing the "bad guy" role (indeed, my first exposure to him during my more impressionable years of youth was his playing the villain in Free Willy). I loved the idea of a seasoned veteran, knowing that he could only have survived this long if he knew what he was doing. You can read more about my admiration for Sam here, when I talk about the upcoming Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Splinter Cell also undeniably bears the signature of Tom Clancy and his fascination with modern military technology, especially of the near future. This, in fact, is one of the many charming things of the series as a whole: the setting is always a few years after the actual release date. The story also behaves like one of Clancy's crafted novels of geopolitical chess games, and, as enjoyable as reading them can be, I had far more fun playing them. All in all, Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell is a joy and the birth of a wonderful series (albeit one that needs to find its roots), and is a must buy at the prices for which it can be had today, particularly if one has not previously tried it.
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
For Your Viewing Pleasure, Chickenman's Top Ten Video Games (Part 2)

If I may, I'd like to clarify this as the collective Star Wars: Battlefront as well as Battlefront II, since they are so similar. And yet they are distinct with each having unique maps, as well as the latter having playable Jedi characters and space battles.
One does not need to be a big Star Wars fan to enjoy these titles; the gameplay offers fine third-person shooting, hands-on battle strategy (it often seems that strategy games offer no ground level tactics, as these do), and vehicular combat. But if one is a fan of the series, these are must-own and the best games based on it that I know of. If you really want to impress a small kid who thinks his Lego Star Wars is the bomb, have him play this.
Honorable mentions (in this category):
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron (N64), Star Wars: Battle for Naboo (N64), Star Wars: Bounty Hunter (PS2)
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Special Saturday Edition From the Archives: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Every Friday (or Saturday, alas) we celebrate the heritage of Code Redd Net by posting a retro-review from our considerable back catalogue of embarrassingly naive, but nonetheless entertaining and heartfelt, movie and game reviews. Please pardon the prose; most of these articles were written in our immediately post-pubescent years. Hopefully you find them as enjoyable as we do.
Certainly scraping the bottom of the barrel now. Here's my rather nonsensical piece on the "second" Star Wars do-over. I would absolutely be much harsher towards it these days, but whatever, it is what it is:

"I've come to dread the recent Star Wars films. Maybe it is because the first three are so good. While Episode 1 was worthy of seeing, it was not worthy of buying. Episode II was highly anticipated as one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, and it turned out not so good. The action and CGI were exceptionally amazing, but the rest of the movie was too much melodrama. And the movie quits out right at the beginning of the Clone Wars, one of the best parts of the movie. Why? I have no earthly idea. Besides that, Yoda was taking all kinds of names. It was quite enjoyable. Other than that Chewy was unseen in this movie, it was not very good at all. Don't count that against seeing this movie though, as it should be seen by all movie fans."
Pardon? Logic, children; learn from my mistakes and learn how to use simple, rational, logic when constructing an argument. ChickenMan 2002, the floor is yours:
"Ah, yes, the fifth installment in the Star Wars saga, the second in prequels, and the newest Star Wars film. Too much romance in this flick for ChickenMan, though I rather enjoyed when Darth slaughters those Tusken Raiders. Heh. Obi Wan seems horribly less good looking with that animal on his face. Tsk, tsk. But that Natalie Portman is a hot one, yes? To make interest with that battle with Yoda, quite the action sequence with him jumpin', spinnin'... Should be called Attack of the Midgets. We had some fun in the theatre making Chewie noises and yelling to Obi Wan, "Cut his head off!" And by some weird twist of fate, he slices and Mr. Bounty's short one noggin. Plenty of fun like that. Have some of the fun and see Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Midgets."
Certainly scraping the bottom of the barrel now. Here's my rather nonsensical piece on the "second" Star Wars do-over. I would absolutely be much harsher towards it these days, but whatever, it is what it is:

"I've come to dread the recent Star Wars films. Maybe it is because the first three are so good. While Episode 1 was worthy of seeing, it was not worthy of buying. Episode II was highly anticipated as one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, and it turned out not so good. The action and CGI were exceptionally amazing, but the rest of the movie was too much melodrama. And the movie quits out right at the beginning of the Clone Wars, one of the best parts of the movie. Why? I have no earthly idea. Besides that, Yoda was taking all kinds of names. It was quite enjoyable. Other than that Chewy was unseen in this movie, it was not very good at all. Don't count that against seeing this movie though, as it should be seen by all movie fans."
Pardon? Logic, children; learn from my mistakes and learn how to use simple, rational, logic when constructing an argument. ChickenMan 2002, the floor is yours:
"Ah, yes, the fifth installment in the Star Wars saga, the second in prequels, and the newest Star Wars film. Too much romance in this flick for ChickenMan, though I rather enjoyed when Darth slaughters those Tusken Raiders. Heh. Obi Wan seems horribly less good looking with that animal on his face. Tsk, tsk. But that Natalie Portman is a hot one, yes? To make interest with that battle with Yoda, quite the action sequence with him jumpin', spinnin'... Should be called Attack of the Midgets. We had some fun in the theatre making Chewie noises and yelling to Obi Wan, "Cut his head off!" And by some weird twist of fate, he slices and Mr. Bounty's short one noggin. Plenty of fun like that. Have some of the fun and see Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Midgets."
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